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Lovely. Just lovely. Drop me a line if you're a feller! |
Work on the romantic edge, but you’ve got a killer foundation for relationship bliss. |
You’ve got your work cut out for you. Try not to OD on the hair gel. |
Be wary of cheap hookers and gigolos in disguise. |
Lock yourself in your bedroom. Only emerge for sustenance and the restroom. Have food delivered to your house. Avoid contact with the opposite gender. |