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| You are green lipstick |
| You stole your grandma's dentures. |
| You'll marry a hott fish boy |
| You are in a troubled relationship with a cheeseburger |
| Chocolate milk puzzles you |
| You often hurt yourself in bizzare accidents |
| You will feed the animals at the zoo candy bars even when they have those "PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS" signs up |
| You will star in a re-make of "Dude Where's my Car?" |
| RUN! YOU ARE DOOOOOOOMED! CHEESE! |
| Your neighbors are red-necks. I pity you. |