Television Poll: Green Acres TV Show Quiz Vote for your top choice from the list below. This poll is based upon the selector " Green Acres TV Show Quiz" by OpieTaylorFan. Translate: Choose from this list: Oliver - patriotic city slicker farmer and lawyer Lisa - hungarian rich and beautiful farmers wife Eb - cute skinny moocher hired hand Mr Haney - chunky traveling junk on a truck salesman Sam Drucker - friendly store keeper where everyone meets Mr Kimball - bumbling forgetful ag agent Fred Ziffel - skinny slow talking old farmer Doris Ziffel - loud chuncky farmers wife Alf - short incompetent plain looking handywoman Ralph - dark haired incompetent handyman Elder Mrs Douglas - rich high strung mother of oliver Arnold Ziffel - a TV watching pig that communicates with people This is not an answer, I have taken some liberties with the scoring to give each character a chance See the newest and search for polls here: