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Attn: Karen Intifada and woke incels. 9 Easy Ways To Avoid Getting Attacked By Law Enforcement

By HatetheSwamp
January 17, 2026 4:34 pm
Category: Crime
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The BEE's a raging fire!!!!!

1. Don't do illegal things: A good start.

2. If other people are doing illegal things, don't join them in doing illegal things: Sage advice.

3. Don't try to stop the police from arresting people doing illegal things: It's amazing how this works.

4. Make sure you ask before you touch their gun: They seem to get really testy about that.

5. Keep your kidnappings to an absolute minimum: The less kidnapping you engage in, the less likely you are to get on the cops' bad side. The data supports this.

6. If there is a big riot with people throwing bricks at police, drive the other direction: Very key.

7. Move to California: It has its downsides, but you'll never have to worry about police again.

8. No matter how cool your weapon is, don't pull it out to show the police: Apparently, that's frowned upon.

9. If the police tell you to do something, just say, "Okay": It's astounding how this will keep you from getting tackled.

Someone shoulda tole St Renee!!!!!

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by oldedude on January 17, 2026 4:40 pm
Funny how foreign those are to them. I learned that very young.

by Indy! on January 17, 2026 6:20 pm

You've been following orders your entire life, Odorous - that is pretty easy to believe. Very easy, in fact. INCREDIBLY easy if we're being totally honest. 😌

by oldedude on January 17, 2026 7:32 pm
I learned that you are not in charge of the traffic stop. If you're ever questioned? keep your hands out of your coat pockets, talk nice (something concha knows absolutely nothing about), answer questions honestly. If you're in the car, as you stop, set your car up for the cop's advantage. Wheels steered to away from the road (so you can't escape easy), all your windows down (so they can see that you're giving them all the advantage), if you have a gun in the car (even if it's in the boot) CLAIM IT and show them your permit. Tell them where it is. You may be told to get out of the car. Don't be stupid. And don't have the passenger be concha. You'll die because of the stupid shit it says. You know the drill. Have your shit ready for the officer. Keep you hands on the wheel. If concha is with you, just apologize to the officer, and tell the officer he can do anything he wants about his stupid mouth. YOU have nothing to do with him. If you drive away without him and hear a single gunshot, keep driving.

by Indy! on January 18, 2026 12:34 pm

Let me tell you something that is absolutely unimpeachable, Odie. I GUARANTEE you I've been stopped more times by cops by my 20s than you have been in your entire life and I never get written up. I learned all that nonsense in my teens. It's good that you read it in book or maybe watched a TikTok video on it and know what to do if a cop ever stops you for accidentally go a mile or two over the limit - but I bet you'll still fuck it up and get the ticket anyway.

by oldedude on January 18, 2026 7:56 pm
I don't doubt that, since you have no respect for anyone else. And I also had a TS Clearance. And you know what? I DON"T GIVE a FUCK. AND you should have taught all the stupid fucks in your less than desirables. Because their nothing but pieces of shit.

by Indy! on January 18, 2026 8:19 pm

You don't have the balls to break the law.

by oldedude on January 18, 2026 9:55 pm
It isn't about balls, it's about respect of other human beings.

by Indy! on January 19, 2026 10:19 am

Naw - with you it's about balls. You were that kid in school who reported every small transgression to the nearest teacher and reveled in the fact you got someone in trouble. But in reality, you wanted to be that outlaw kid instead of the little mama's boy you were then and now.

by meagain on January 19, 2026 11:29 am
Does nobody think about the nature of society where you have to worry about police with guns. It goes with the ability of civilians to carry guns.

by Indy! on January 19, 2026 11:52 am

The oligarchs are smart. There are a shit ton of idiots in this country who think they need to be able to defend themselves with gunfire at any moment of any day - the oligarchs feed that message to them everyday via Fox "News". It's the nature of the GOP especially because racism is the basis of their beliefs in regards to everything which leads to them mistrusting everyone who does look, dress, eat, act and live exactly like them.

by oldedude on January 20, 2026 12:50 am
What's really interesting is the two morons that are too scared to pick up guns are the one's that mentioned them. One was a "supposed" "military" guy that was made a "desk dodger" and never picked up a gun, and the other is too scared to look at a gun because it might get up, load itself and murder him. Not that it would be a bad thing. All it would hit was a little pussy that isn't more than a piece of shit.

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