Curt,
We need an image for Z.
And, gang, I imagine the Bee's staff is thanking NYC voters for the too easy satire they recently elected.
NEW YORK CITY, NY — The elderly Jewish community is reportedly at a crossroads this Election Day, torn between a man who would kill them for being Jewish and a man who would kill them for being elderly.
"Mamdani wants me dead for being Jewish," said Estelle Goldberg, a rabbi's wife. "But Cuomo would shove me in a nursing home infected with COVID and refuse to admit me to the hospital."
"It's a tough choice."
... in his final campaign speech, Zohran Mamdani offered Jews a swift and painless death if they voted for him.
Bahaha.