You devotées of Curt's Holy Trinity and po's metaphorical Rachel won't get this
By HatetheSwamp September 4, 2024 12:07 pm Category: Media (0.0 from 0 votes)
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Your loss. Whadahoot!
10 Ways Kamala Addresses Crowds Of Different Races
"For an Italian-American crowd, shout 'Mamma mia! Let's-a-go vote for-ah Kamala! Wa-hoo!' and then jump on a turtle.": They'll be so charmed.
"If you see an African American rally, pull out a bucket of fried chicken and say 'Y'all'": Also works for Texas voters.
"When you're with the white Democrats, don a white hood": Isn't she so relatable?
"For the Indians, say 'I just LOVE 7-11. Don't you love 7-11? Who doesn't love 7-11? HA HA HA HA HA!'": We don't know why she thought this was a good idea either.
"Tell the Latinos 'Let's TACO bout winning mucho in November!'": The only things Latinx love more than tacos are puns.
"Tell Jewish voters 'Oy Vey! Trump And Vance Are Meshuggeneh!'": This might work as long as she remembers to not break into pro-Palestine chants right after.
Greet the League of Irish voters by vomiting on stage midway through a song about a fair maiden who died of the pox": Kamala's looking forward to warming this one up with a few bottles of the good stuff.
"Make sure to say 'The Yankees suck wicked bad, am I right?' to crowds in Massachusetts": She'll have them eating out of her hand with this one.
"To the Fremen: 'Your mothers warned you about my coming. Fear the moment. But you're afraid. What if I could be the One?'": This one will be a cinch for Harris.
"For the French, shout 'Allahu Akbar' at the top of your lungs": This will endear her to most of the people who live in France.
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Comments on "You devotées of Curt's Holy Trinity and po's metaphorical Rachel won't get this":
Your loss. Whadahoot!