Trump Pens His First Prison Epistle To The Floridians
By HatetheSwamp April 4, 2023 3:19 pm Category: Religion (0.0 from 0 votes)
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Being raised in the Church, isle, you probably will get this...
..AND, outside chance, you may think it's funny.
We bahahahahahahahahahaha-ed.
NEW YORK, NY — After turning himself in to be arraigned on multiple charges in Manhattan, President Donald Trump immediately began writing his first epistle to his loyal disciples in Florida. The letter, already being dubbed "1 Floridians," is highly anticipated by its future recipients.
Upon its completion, the letter will be entrusted to Trump's faithful courier, Mike Lindell, who will travel to deliver it personally. After its reception in West Palm Beach, the letter will then be copied and passed around to neighboring communities. "Spreading President Trump's good news is what it's all about," Lindell said. "Save on bed sheets with promo code 1FLORIDIANS!"
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Being raised in the Church, isle, you probably will get this...
