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'The FBI Raid On Melania's Closet Was Justified,' Says Merrick Garland Wearing Gorgeous New Evening Gown And Sun Hat

By HatetheSwamp
August 14, 2022 4:04 am
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — With many Americans up in arms over the unprecedented raid of former President Trump's residence in Mar-a-Lago by the FBI, Attorney General Garland released a statement to assure everyone the raid was completely justified. Eyewitnesses noted he looked unusually fetching in an elegant Dolce & Gabbana evening gown and a Dior sun hat.

"We wouldn't raid Trump's Mar-a-Lago estate or Melania's wardrobe unless it was absolutely, 100% necessary," said Garland. "I resent any accusation that this raid was influenced by partisan politics or my insatiable desire to wear pretty designer dresses." The Attorney General then did a little spin in his purple gown as the press gasped with delight...


At publishing time, Trump took to Truth Social to announce that all his golf clubs were also missing.


SwampGOPs and antiSwampers are going to be laughing at you sincere TDSers for a long, long time...

...and, you earned it.

Bahahahahahahahahahaha.


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  1. by oldedude on August 14, 2022 8:08 am
    Did they check for DNA in the room afterwards? or on/in the dress?


  2. by HatetheSwamp on August 14, 2022 8:18 am

    Exactly!


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