1. You see an old lady bash a young man over the head and run off with his wallet, do you:
2. You open you door one morning and find to your surprise, a small box has been left on the porch. Upon closer inspection you reveal it to contain a human chin. Do you:
3. During an intense knee fight with your life-long nemesis, you notice he's on fire. Do you:
4. You're halfway through reading 'Watership Down', when all of a sudden, a swarm of a million Penguins storms through the door, smashing everything in sight before stealing your book. And your eyes. Do you:
5. After robbing a bank, you accidentally take a detour on your escape route and long story short, you end up hosting a children's birthday party. The rowdy kids are horny for entertainment, so how do you satisfy them?
6. One Saturday evening, you arrive at the video store in search of some visual stimulation, only to find that every movie has been already hired out except for five. Which do you choose?
7. You're hosting a formal dinner party and you have one seat adjacent to yourself. Who do you invite to sit there?
8. Returning from 'Fung's Coffee 'N Fish', you are suddenly set upon by a group of seven rabid dwarves. When you finish your karate moves, only one survives. Which did you take pity on?
9. You wake up one morning, cold and naked on an alien planet. After being picked up by some hideous passing life-forms, they give you the opportunity to go back to any point in history and possess the body of anyone you like for the rest of you earthly life. Who's it gonna be?
10. What's your idea of a good night out?
11. Your annoying brother Jeff steals your 'dance pants' and spills espresso down the crotch, making it look like you've pissed shit. You call out the most vile insult you can, which actually hurts you more than it hurts him. What have you just yelled?
12. You're in the line at the supermarket when the woman in front of you suddenly bursts into spontaneous song, strips off her clothing and starts parading around the store with a troupe of back-up singers. Do you:
13. The world explodes. All that is left is you and a few select survivors, each more mutated than the last. Sadly, it is decided that you are to be the reproductive member of your sex and would have to mate with one of the other survivors. What do y'reckon?
14. You're at work one day and suddenly your boss rushes off when he discovers his wife has been hit by a semi-trailer. Spotting the opportunity, one of your workmates runs off to steal from the supply cupboard and offers to nick something for you. What do you ask him for?
15. One day, you walk in to your bathroom only to find that the Paperclip from Microsoft Office is standing in the room staring at you. When you snap after hearing him suggest "It looks like your taking a shower!" for the eightieth time, you right-click with your mind and turn the helper into something more bearable. What do you choose from the peculiar list?
16. Whilst waiting for the green light at an intersection, some pesky ass kid wipes down your windscreen and then presumes you will pay him for it. Not having any money on you at the time, what do you pay him with?
17. While at the bank, a group of terrorists run in and threaten to kill everyone if their demands are not met. Unfortunately, their demands are physically impossible and so they decide to kill off an entire group of people. Lucky for you, you were best friends with one of the terrorists in high school and as a result, he lets you choose which minority group to kill. Who will die?
18. You're taking the metro to work, when all of a sudden you see Will Smith getting mugged. Nobody else seems to be paying any attention so it’s up to you to save him. Unfortunately, a policeman is mugging him so you're confused as to what approach you should take. Do you?
19. You discover the meaning of life one day at breakfast, don't really like it much and decide that the only thing to do is commit suicide but then realise that it would be selfish, and you had better kill everybody else first to make things fair. How do you slaughter the masses?
20. One night down in the hood, you are approached by a gangster in the street who holds out his hand and says to you; "Dude, give me some skin, bro!" How do you react to this?
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