Are you a Tea Bagger?

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Does Obamacare mean "death panels"?
NO
Was Obama born outside the US?
YES
Did Obama and or his parents know that he'd run for president in the future, so they faked the birth announcement in the Honolulu Advertiser?
YES
Did you hesitate because you considered the possibility that Obama used a time machine to alter his newspaper birth announcement?
YES

NO
NO
You are a Tea Bagger. You probably are not a Tea Bagger. You are a Republican.