Should you hit this person?

Should you hit this person?
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A decision tree for NFL players

Are you in the middle of a play where you are expected to tackle or block?	YES	Hit this person in a Goodell approved way!
NO
Is this person attacking you?	YES	Are they using deadly force?	YES	Are you in a "Stand Your Ground" state?	YES	Go ahead and hit this person wherever and however you would like.
NO		NO			YES
Is this person a woman, child, or a close relative?		Are they only verbally attacking you?	YES	Are they Peter King?	NO	Don't hit this person. Maybe say something mean about them on Twitter instead.
NO	YES		NO
Are you arguing and they have a really stupid face?	NO	Is there a mosquito or other biting/stinging insect on them they can't see?		Respond with enough force to defend yourself, or just run away. I bet you have the faster 40 time.
	YES	NO	YES
		Do they really deserve it?		Yell "AAAHHHH, BUG!" and slap ineffectually at the insect.

		DO NOT HIT THIS PERSON. It is illegal and makes you look like a jackass.