This flow chart will help you determine whether or not you are Tim Tebow or Johnny Manziel and if everyone should hate you.
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You are not Johnny Manziel
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NO
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Would you let Uncle Nate be your life coach
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YES
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Have you ever used a chisel to chip away at a pile of gold coins & then put the gold flakes in a bottle of Tequila and poured it on a naked chick?
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NO
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You are not Johnny Manziel
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YES
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YES
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You are not Johnny Manziel
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NO
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Do you ever think about riding Unicorns?
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Have you won a Heisman?
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NO
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You are not Johnny Manziel
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NO
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YES
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You are not Johnny Manziel
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YES
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Have you ever been professionally photographed with a room full of puppies?
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Do people like you?
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YES
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You are not Tim Tebow
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YES
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NO
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YES
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Start here and ask yourself: Are you Johnny Manziel?
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Do you like to do hoodrat things with your friends?
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Sorry, everybody hates you. It's a very confusing world out there fellas. Hang in there.
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Do you like to do hoodrat things with your friends?
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Start here and ask yourself: Are you Tim Tebow?
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NO
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NO
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NO
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You are not Johnny Manziel
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YES
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Do people like you?
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Have you ever been professionally photographed with a room full of puppies?
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NO
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You are not Tim Tebow
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YES
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YES
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You are not Tim Tebow
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NO
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Have you won a Heisman?
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Do you ever think about riding Unicorns?
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NO
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You are not Tim Tebow
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NO
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YES
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You are not Tim Tebow
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YES
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Have you ever used a chisel to chip away at a pile of gold coins & then put the gold flakes in a bottle of Tequila and poured it on a naked chick?
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NO
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Would you let Uncle Nate be your life coach?
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YES
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You are not Tim Tebow
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Who am I supposed to hate?
