Are you wearing a speedo?
True		False

Do you have a rattail?
True		False

Are you on fire?
True		False

Do you live in Virginia Beach?
True		False

Are you dark, gothic, and mysterious?
True		False

Do you like burgers?
True		False

Are you hot and sexy?
True		False

Do you miss ______?
True		False

Were you ever the leader of the Canadian Alliance party?
True		False

Do you keep up at least minimal levels of personal hygiene?
True		False

Do you touch people's shoulders a lot when you're talking to them?
True		False

I hate Zoli.
True		False

Have you ever worn your winter jacket inside out, then had a temper tantrum because no one noticed?
True		False

Do you have a funny-sounding nickname?
True		False

Do you get it on in time to music?
True		False

Are you feared by little kids?
True		False

Do you always wear sunglasses?
True		False

Are they pink?
True		False

Do you walk around growling at people and making weird faces at them?
True		False

Do you teach a middle-school shops class?
True		False

Do you have ANY friends?
True		False

Do you plagiarize the music of Josie and the Pussycats?
True		False

Are you a wrestler?
True		False

Do you slip and fall on a regular basis?
True		False