Have you, at any time, been dead?
True		False

Are you cranky?
True		False

Are you hyper or spastic, possibly suffering from ADD?
True		False

Do you act 1/4 your age, but secretly have the mind of a genius?
True		False

Would the Tetris Theme be your theme song?
True		False

Are you evil?
True		False

Is the sole motivator in leading your life money?
True		False

Do you sometimes wish you could assume the form of an inanimate object?
True		False

Are you so lazy you resemble an inanimate object?
True		False

Do you have bizarre gifts of intuition, ESP, etc?
True		False

Are you cheerful only because you continually think of ways to maul people you dislike?
True		False

Is Ant Racing really a sport?
True		False

Do you know 8 forms of Jujitsu?
True		False

Are you lonely?
True		False

Do you think that the average person has the presence of mind of a cashew?
True		False

If yes to the previous question, is it because you yourself are not human/consider yourself not human?
True		False

Do you believe in fate?
True		False

Are you manipulative?
True		False

Are you deathly afraid of dust mites and other microscopic creatures?
True		False

Do you have unbelievable luck?
True		False

Do you, somehow, manage to meet all the wrong people?
True		False

Do you LIKE knowing all the wrong people?
True		False

Have you ever randomly caught on fire for no reason?
True		False

Are you female?
True		False