Are you always in a hurry?
True		False

Are you always in the dark?
True		False

Do you have a bad temper?
True		False

Do you have one eye?
True		False

Do you have any eyes?
True		False

Do people mistake your name for cigarettes?
True		False

Do you get bad morning breath?
True		False

Do like to dance?
True		False

Do you tend to be evasive in person?
True		False

Are you hard to catch up to?
True		False

Are you quiet and peaceful until someone messes with you, upon which you're forced to make them pay?
True		False

Do you enjoy causing other misery?
True		False

Are you in a constant state of having no idea what's going on?
True		False

Do others consider you annoying?
True		False

Are you cute and fluffy with big buck teeth and pointy ears?
True		False

Are you cute and fluffy with razor-sharp fangs, two protruding horns, a spiked-lined tail and 40 tons of muscle?
True		False

Do you find yourself being used by people often? For rides?
True		False

Do you just want to be closer to people? So you can stab them with a kitchen knife?
True		False

Do you lash out when you're angry? With tentacles, perhaps?
True		False

Do you just want to be left alone to frolic?
True		False

Do you just want to kill anything that happens to be in your line of sight?
True		False

Do you fly often?
True		False

Are you poisonous?
True		False

Lastly, if a raindrop falls in Montana, and a butterfly opens its wings in Tokyo, then would you claim to have any idea what I'm talking about?
True		False