Do you need to wear a tinfoil hat?
Are the windows on the train made of plexiglas?
Say you live by a lake... is it man-made?
...is it polluted?
Should the eastern bastards freeze in the dark?
Do you know when the next Roll-Up-The-Rim-To-Win contest is?
...are you looking forward to it?
Has your city ever placed a bid to host the Olympics?
...did they win?
...did they make a profit?
Is your Premier a stupid fat drunk?
...is his name Ralph?
...do you even know what a Premier is?
Have you ever been late for school or work because you couldn't find your other snowshoe?
Is your city or town overrun by flies in the summer?
Is the guy in the cardboard box next to yours overrun by fleas?
Is your surrounding area really flat?
...flat like Torontonian women?
It's aboot time I stopped making fun of Hogtown, eh?
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