This quiz tests What are you? an onion. *sniff* you bring sorrow wherever you go Humor Knowledge Quizzes, Trivia, IQ Tests

This Humor IQ Quiz is based upon the selector What are you? by Zucchini.
Test your knowledge of:
an onion. *sniff* you bring sorrow wherever you go

Show what you know by answering true or false to the following. Answer ''false'' if neither applies or if you're not sure. Your score will be calculated on the next page.

Your first question is below.

Do you eat cheese?

True False

Do you like to steal?

True False

Do you make people cry?

True False

Do you poke people when they least expect it?

True False

Are you tall?

True False

Are you short?

True False

Do you eat your own feces?

True False

Do you cause pain?

True False

Are you hot?

True False

Have you ever drank your own blood?

True False

Are you a danger to young children?

True False

Have you eaten human flesh?

True False

Are you soft?

True False

Are you hard?

True False

Do you like women (yes) or men (no)?

True False

Are you very protective of your friends?

True False

Do you cause disease?

True False

Are you greasy?

True False

Do you have gas?

True False

Are you good for the body?

True False

Do you like birds?

True False

Are you flammable?

True False

Do you shoot at others?

True False

Do you like Michael Jackson?

True False

Now that you have answered all the questions, continue to the Show Me My Score button below.