Have you ever lied to your parents about any of the following: sex, sexual orientation, roommate, drugs, alcohol, car wrekcs, unexplained phone bills, anything on the internet, grades, friends, stolen money, lost money, stolen or lost cell phone, or borrowed car?
True		False

Have you ever committed any of the follwing atrocities: murder, theft, arson, oral sex, run for office, smoked a joint, killed a hamster (even by accident), boycotted napster, destroyed napster (Thanks for nothing, Lars!!), screwed your roommate, screwed your roommate's mom/dad, participated in any type of e-drama, or mailed anthrax to your local neighborhood senator?
True		False

Have you ever lived in any of the following places: Oklahoma, Arizona, Nevada, Hawaii, Cuba, Oak Cliff, Oak Lawn, Connecticutt, Florida, Washington D.C., Texas Governor's Mansion (since 1994), or East Hollywood Blvd.?
True		False

Do you believe in He who is called any of the following: God, Allah, Jehova, Yahwey, Jesus, The Holy Ghost, Hare Krishna, Buddha, Moroni, Mormon, Brigham Young, Billy Graham, Jebus, or Great Gooka Mukai?
True		False

Do you quote any of the following on a daily basis: Bible, Quran, Torah, Book of Mormon, Dictionary, Thesaurus, Encyclopedias, History Books, Constitution, Declaration of Independence, Magna Carta, or any of the instructions on a bottle of Preparation H?
True		False

Have you ever used any of the following types of slurs or actual slurs towards any person or any group of persons: "nigger," "faggot," "kyke," "queer," "homo," "raghead," "Jap," "Nazi," or "Republican?"
True		False

Have you ever required, requested, or just plain taken advantage of any of the following: Brothel, Escort service, Boy Scouts, Girl Scouts, ROTC cadets, Marines in training, twelve year old teeny-boppers, or any residents of Bruce Hall?
True		False

Have you ever worn the clothing of the oppsoite sex?
True		False

(Refer to above question) Did you look convincing, at least?
True		False

Have you ever stolen candy from a baby? (Yes, old feeble adults count, too.)
True		False

Do you ever take a support group of friends with you when you go to the bathroom in a restaraunt?
True		False

Do you ever partake in a ritual of watching any of the following television programs: Simpsons, Friends, Survivor, Will & Grace, Ally McBeal, or ER?
True		False

Do you attend the University of North Texas, live in Bruce Hall, and subject yourself to all that therein resides with such assignment of home locale?
True		False