Do you like toasted white bread, dry?
True		False

What about four fried chickens and a Coke?
True		False

Do you hate Illinois Nazis?
True		False

Did you remain celibate for your boyfriend who didn't show up for the wedding--then vow to kill him?
True		False

Are you a crack shot, despite having less---way less---than 20/20 vision?
True		False

YEEEEEEEEEEEEAH! Can I get an AMEN? Can I get an AMEN?
True		False

Are you disappointed with the two Blues Brothers? Especially since you prayed so hard yet they returned as two thieves, with filthy mouths and bad attitudes.
True		False

Are you troubled to learn that your second in command "always loved you"?
True		False

Do you own or work at a restaurant or other eating establishment?
True		False

Do you smoke a pipe?
True		False

Would you sarcastically ask The Blues Brothers if they think they are the Beatles?
True		False

Are you a leader of a band?
True		False

Do you charge the musicians who play in your joint for the beer they drink?
True		False

Would you patiently wait for a somewhat sleazy character, several stations below you, if he propositioned you?
True		False

Are you ready to get on stage, when the headlining band is late, and fire up the crowd with a virtuoso performance?
True		False

Are you fond of Orange Whip?
True		False

Would you wear a "monkey suit" and play gigs at hotel lounges just to stay in the music business?
True		False

Have you ever been mistaken for a Hasidic diamond merchant or CIA agent?
True		False

Would you say "I say we give The Blues Brothers one more chance" after a low-paying gig at a dive?
True		False

Are you on a Mission From God?
True		False

If your brother was in prison, would take the liberty of bamboozling or BSing him so as not to away his only hope?
True		False

If you were released from prison, would you resent it if your brother picked you up in a police car?
True		False

Did you once know a hooker named Minnie Mazola?
True		False

Have you made it your goal to get The Blues Brothers?
True		False