Are you immortal (or close enough that it doesn't matter)?
True		False

Do you have problems with your significant other?
True		False

Is your problem that you do not have one?
True		False

Do you enjoy alcohol?
True		False

Do you like to swim?
True		False

Do you feel like your life is getting out of hand?
True		False

Do you feel like your friends are taking advantage of you?
True		False

Do you ever wonder why they're your friends in the first place?
True		False

Do you have a high sex drive?
True		False

Is it thwarted by your would-be partner?
True		False

Do people worship you?
True		False

Have you ever done someone a favor, only to be repaid by a kick in the teeth?
True		False

Do you ever feel like you've taken a giant step down in life?
True		False

Do you have really, really bad luck in love?
True		False

Have you been considered an airhead?
True		False

Are you a fan of the fine arts?
True		False

Are you normal (it's everyone else that's weird)?
True		False

Do others mock you for things beyond your control?
True		False

Are you in the habit of wearing gauzy bits of nothing?
True		False

Are you often caught in situations that are impossible to explain without sounding like a complete lunatic?
True		False

Have you ever cursed your former lovers?
True		False

Do you constantly seek to better yourself intellectually?
True		False

...Or do you "just wanna have fun"?
True		False

Do you know when enough is enough?
True		False