SelectSmart.com
       

This quiz tests How much is your bounty? $1000 Humor Knowledge Quizzes, Trivia, IQ Tests
This Humor IQ Quiz is based upon the selector How much is your bounty? by Destin O'Connor.
Test your knowledge of:
$1000

Show what you know by answering true or false to the following. Answer ''false'' if neither applies or if you're not sure. Your score will be calculated on the next page.

Your first question is below.


Basics. Have you ever jay walked?
True False

Stolen something of practically no value from a store (gum, plastic baggies, a cereal toy)
True False

Do you often drive above the speed limit?
True False

Have you ever punched anyone?
True False

Do people tend to dislike you (because you punch them)?
True False

A little deeper. Have you ever been to jail for any reason?
True False

Are you on illegal substances (marijuana is still illegal)?
True False

Have you ever stolen anything of value?
True False

Have you ever made a virus?
True False

Have you ever hacked into anyone's email account or otherwise?
True False

Do people just plain hate you?
True False

Do you kick puppies, you sick bastard?
True False

Here it comes. Have you ever killed anyone?
True False

Have you ever convinced anyone to kill themselves?
True False

Do you hack into governmental files and such?
True False

Do you conspire against the government... often?
True False

Are you just a dyed-in-the-wool klepto that steals everything from women's panties to home entertainment systems?
True False

Do you wear black trenchcoats (funny story about this, really)?
True False

Have you ever committed a felony?
True False

How about mail fraud?
True False

Lied on your taxes?
True False

Are you under 18?
True False

Have you ever threatened to kill anyone?
True False

Has anyone every threatened to kill you?
True False

Now that you have answered all the questions, continue to the Show Me My Score button below.

All Rights Reserved. SelectSmart® is a registered trademark. | Contact SelectSmart.com | Advertise on SelectSmart.com | This site is for sale.