Are you male (yes) or female (no)?
True		False

Are you outgoing?
True		False

Do you have a loose interpretation of your sexual orientation?
True		False

Does your life ever revolve around a romantic relationship?
True		False

Do you have a life worth mentioning outside of marching band?
True		False

Do you have friends worth mentioning outside of marching band?
True		False

Do you always remember your dark socks/sunglasses?
True		False

Do you pay Sarah/Danielle by the deadlines?
True		False

Do you like to show off?
True		False

Are you a decent athlete?
True		False

Do you like to noodle?
True		False

Does the band have to order an extra pizza just for you when we get pizza?
True		False

Has a drummer ever tried to hit on you?
True		False

Do you like to have authority?
True		False

Are you large? (In the conventional sense ;-) )
True		False

Are you always smiling?
True		False

Was the playoff game a fun experience for you?
True		False

Do you always sit with the same person on the bus?
True		False

Do you have self-esteem?
True		False

Do you do all the psychs?
True		False

Are you a grammar nazi?
True		False

Do you dream of becoming a drum major?
True		False

Are you easy to write superlatives for?
True		False

Have you been told to shut up repeatedly on the band bus?
True		False