Have you ever dreamt that Duo was Lil` Orphan Annie in a previous life?
True		False

Have you ever dreamt of writing like Presser, Moffit, or CYT when you grow up?
True		False

Are you willing to admit in a public forum that you watched Batman (the original series from the 60s)?
True		False

Are you willing to admit in a public forum that you watched Fantasy Island?
True		False

Are you willing to admit in a public forum that you watched Beanie & Cecil?
True		False

Have you secretly come up with GW crossovers with any of the above television shows?
True		False

Do your stories always have at least one character dying a brutal, painful, and/or unexpected death?
True		False

Do you find yourself rooting for the serial killer instead of the kid in the trunk?
True		False

Have you ever bought something from the Home Shopping Network?
True		False

Have you ever tried to write a program that will edit GW to include sex scenes?
True		False

Do you start cackling at the thought of Dorothy-Duo lemons?
True		False

Do you think the phrase 'happy endings' is a subjective term?
True		False

Have you ever successfully argued that a broadway actress would make a great live-action Heero?
True		False

Do you find yourself frequenting venues populated by known Sick Puppies?
True		False

Have you ever written a story with a vacuum cleaner bag or a manual can-opener appearing as sex toys?
True		False

Have you ever written a story in which tinfoil plays an important role?
True		False

Have you ever written a story in which a rawhide chewtoy or catnip are used as props?
True		False

Do your stories usually involve serial murder and/or non-consensual sex?
True		False

Do you regularly inflict pneumonia, bronchitis, strep throat or scarlet fever on your characters?
True		False

Do your stories often involve or imply drug use by one or more characters?
True		False

Have you ever written a story where a character only appears to (knowingly pretends to) die?
True		False

Have you ever written a story where a character spends the entire story believing that another character died, who didn't actually die?
True		False

Have you ever written a story where a character spends the entire story believing that another character survived, who actually died?
True		False

Do you find yourself getting attacked by rabid plot bunnies as you read these questions?
True		False