Are you an angry naked black man?
True		False

Do you enjoy frolicking in leaves?
True		False

Do you often join in on inside jokes but have no idea what they mean?
True		False

Are you obsessive compulsive in a neurotic, annoying way, not the quirky, cute way?
True		False

Do you wish the hero would die in movies? Violantly?
True		False

During sex do you yell out completely unrelated sentences such as "Flying monkeys" or "Rotten Oranges?"
True		False

Do you memorized the lines to all the episodes of "Friends" and then write letters to NBC about the grammatical errors?
True		False

Do you sacrificially burn stuffed animals?
True		False

Did you ever stalk a B-movie actor/actress?
True		False

Have you ever been tempted to grab a complete strangers ass?
True		False

If so, did you?
True		False

Did they like it?
True		False

Do the muppets and Regis Philben piss you off?
True		False

Have you ever really wanted to shoot Clint Eastwood or Goofy?
True		False

In your personal opinion, are Burt and Ernie gay?
True		False

Does the idea of velcro turn you on?
True		False

How about can openners?
True		False

Do you consider yourself manic but not depressive?
True		False

Do you believe America is overrated and that Communism is going to make a come back?
True		False

When saying the pledge of allegance, do you often make up words to see if anybody notices?
True		False

Do you make up perverse songs in public such as "My Penis is Hairy" or "I Have Sex with Fuzzy, Woodland Creatures?"
True		False

Have you ever tried to sell random body parts on Ebay?
True		False

Do you feel a deep attachment to your food and do you feel bad when you eat it, even apologize?
True		False

Do you, or have you ever, plotted the murder of Kelly Ripa?
True		False