Have you read the Harry Potter books?
True		False

Have you read them multiple times?
True		False

Do you worship the books as a Bible?
True		False

And dedicate shrines to them?
True		False

With different scented candles for every day of the week?
True		False

Do you read Harry Potter fanfiction?
True		False

Does fanfiction take the place of your (nonexistent) social life?
True		False

Have you written fanfiction?
True		False

Have you confused fanfiction with real life?
True		False

Do you know what fanfiction is?
True		False

Is Harry Potter your favourite character?
True		False

Do you have fantasies of being hand-fed grapes by giant, radioactive rodents?
True		False

Do you have a favourite 'ship?
True		False

Are you overly-protective of your 'ship?
True		False

Do you think people who do not support your ship should die long, painful deaths involving bicycle tires and opera music?
True		False

Do you have any clue whatsoever as to what a 'ship is?
True		False

Have many restraining orders does JK Rowling have on you? Yes=less than 30. No=More than 30. Not Sure=I lost count at six million.
True		False

Have you bought the school supplies, wall posters, action figures and other Harry Potter merchandise and not let anyone else touch them?
True		False

If you saw Harry Potter walking down the street (WE KNOW HE EXISTS! WE KNOW IT!) would you kiss the ground he trod on?
True		False

Do you have a Harry Potter series-based website?
True		False

Have you recently had dreams involving your favourite HP character and you in a room, involving chocolate mousse, whipped cream, handcuffs and tight, leather trousers?
True		False

Have you named pets/Sims/siblings/children/inanimate objects after Harry Potter characters?
True		False

Do you refer to your classes as the same classes the students at Hogwarts take? (i.e. Chemistry is Potions, history is History of Magic etc.)
True		False

If someone told you to recite page 148, paragraph eight of your second Harry Potter book, could you do it? ("History of Magic was the dullest subject on their schedule. Professor Binns, who taught it, was their only ghost teacher...")
True		False