1. Would you say you were, well, an idiot?
True		False

2. Do you enjoy making a fool of yourself?
True		False

3. Do you know the various meanings of the word Flub?
True		False

4. If you were told to jump off a bridge, would you?
True		False

5. ‘Hyperness can be cured with the right medication.’ Do you agree?
True		False

6. Is Pratchett-sensai great?
True		False

7. Have you ever taken dried frogs pills?
True		False

8. Blobbity foodle doo?
True		False

9. Is your maths book full of doodles of elephants cubed?
True		False

10. Does your room look square to you?
True		False

11. +++ MELON MELON MELON +++ Redo From Start +++ appears on your computer screen. Do you press reboot?
True		False

12. +++ MELON MELON MELON +++ Redo From Start +++ appears on your computer screen. Do you grin and get sucked through an inter-dimensional wormhole to your internet best friend’s monitor?
True		False

13. I am. Are you?
True		False

14. My god, it’s a monkey. Does he belong to you?
True		False

15. My mummy and daddy had a child who wasn’t my brother and wasn’t my sister. Was it an alien?
True		False

16. Are caterpillars inherently evil?
True		False

17. Are caddypiwwas inherently eeeeeevil?
True		False

18. Have you ever eaten chocolate in the bath?
True		False

19. Is chocolate better than a kitchen timer?
True		False

20. You get given two boxes. One ticks. Do you open it?
True		False

21. You’re in a lift and the doors close. Do you immediately tell everyone not to panic, they open again, and show off your amazing knowledge of lift workings?
True		False

22. Have you ever done something really stupid?
True		False

23. I’ll ask it again. Are you?
True		False

24. I have a spoon. Does it worry you?
True		False