Do you have an unheathly infatuation with your best friend's Girl/boy?
True		False

Are you middle Aged?
True		False

Are you very fat and...eh...not that bright?
True		False

Do you LOVE taffy?
True		False

Do you consider yourself very inteligent?
True		False

Do you like kitties?
True		False

Are you very insecure?
True		False

Are you often not shown respect by your significant other?
True		False

Do you think often about killing your mother?
True		False

Have you ever made your house into a puppet?
True		False

Are you unpopular?
True		False

Are you constantly fending off people that are hot for you...even though you're taken already?
True		False

Are you confused by this sentence...?
True		False

Have you ever ruled your own country...or wanted to?
True		False

Are you often the voice of reason around the house?
True		False

Have you ever murdered someone with a linkin log?
True		False

You're thinking about kitties right now aren't you!?
True		False

Does your family not pay you enough attention?
True		False

Are you hot...dispite your over sized head...and three childbirths?
True		False

Are you a former actor?
True		False

Are you a government official?
True		False

Have you every inadvertantly caused an international incedent?
True		False