The French are no-good cheese-eating surrender monkeys.
True		False

People love my good looks.
True		False

I am a woman or an effeminate man.
True		False

I'm as tough as nails.
True		False

I prefer to control from behind the scenes.
True		False

I oppose the war but I still support our troops.
True		False

I would love to interview Mike Tyson, Charles Manson, or Susan Sarandon.
True		False

I would lie to Congress.
True		False

Journalism was not my first career choice.
True		False

I have many fans.
True		False

I'm a prime-time player.
True		False

I prefer to back down from confrontation.
True		False

I'm a legal eagle.
True		False

I proudly served in our armed forces.
True		False

America is the greatest country on this planet.
True		False

I like to be a part of the action.
True		False

I'm FABULOUS.
True		False

I appreciate the ridiculous.
True		False

I feel pretty.
True		False

My complexion can best be described as "parchment white."
True		False

I manage to stay beautiful even without running water and electricity.
True		False

I would love to run a neocon magazine.
True		False

I'm not too noteworthy.
True		False

I am a unique personality or I don't always fit in.
True		False