Have you ever done tech for a play?
True		False

Have you ever acted in a play?
True		False

Have you ever spent more than 12 hours at tech?
True		False

More than 20?
True		False

Have you ever injured yourself at tech?
True		False

And not noticed?
True		False

Do you spend more time in the theatre than at home?
True		False

Do you insist on spelling theatre with an -re?
True		False

Can you act out scenes from last year's shows?
True		False

Shows from 5 years ago?
True		False

Have you ever had twisted conversations over the headset?
True		False

Have you ever been banished from tech?
True		False

Have you ever auditioned for a production?
True		False

Can you safley say you are loved by both techies and actors?
True		False

Do you enjoy taking garbage runs?
True		False

Have you ever made obscene jokes about "liquid nails"?
True		False

Do you know what the phrase "pin monkey" means?
True		False

Would you jump beneath a falling pipe to save a techie?
True		False

Would you jump beneath a falling pipe to save an actor?
True		False

Would you do anything for the preformance?
True		False