Are you hyperactive?
True		False

Do you make a CHING noise when you smile?
True		False

Have you ever tried to take over the world?
True		False

Have you ever had a crappy musical written about you?
True		False

Does mamada mean anything to you?
True		False

Do you like pie?
True		False

Are you a gambling man/woman?
True		False

Are you part machine?
True		False

Are you a demon?
True		False

Do you have the most annoying son in the world?
True		False

Do people often mistake you for a person of the opposite sex?
True		False

Are you a musical genius?
True		False

Are you undead?
True		False

Do you own or would you like to own a suit made out of a disco ball?
True		False

Have you or anyone close to you ever been trapped inside a whale with vibrating nodules?
True		False

Have you ever been seen changing a tyre in your pyjamas in the rain?
True		False

Do you have a penchant for chocolate spread?
True		False

Are you a strange colour?
True		False

Have you ever fled the Korean Army?
True		False

Do you have an unexplainable fear of men in tights?
True		False

Could you easily be described as deliciously vindictive?
True		False