Are you female?
True		False

Are you male?
True		False

Do you ever hallucinate?
True		False

Do you find yourself blurting out the word "Bygons?"
True		False

Do people consider you to be "icy" or "cold?"
True		False

Do you studder or find yourself humming or blurting out strange words to control your studder?
True		False

Is your roommate/best friend crazy?
True		False

Are you married?
True		False

Are you still in love with your childhood/high school sweatheart?
True		False

Are you in love with somebody who is already married?
True		False

Do you have a fetish for touching peoples wattles?
True		False

Are other women threatened by you?
True		False

Do you need to take a moment?
True		False

Do you love money? (I mean REALLY LOVE money?)
True		False

Are you violent?
True		False

Do you get jealous/insecure easily?
True		False

Are you reasonably jealous/insecure?
True		False

Does Vonda Shepard sing your life story at the end of every day?
True		False

Do people have a tendency to act "snappish" toward you?
True		False

Are you good at your job, but do not get enough recognition?
True		False

Are you troubled?
True		False

Do people like to call you "Biscuit?"
True		False

When grieving, do you find yourself being stalked by disco music/Gloria Gaynor?
True		False

When using the restroom, do you prefer a clean bowl?
True		False