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This quiz tests What Type Of Suave are you Iced Lake! Imagine, standing by a lake in the middle of a cold january. As you remove the snow from the top of the lake, you see a reflection of yourself. This my friend is you. Yes just like Tom the midget you are Iced Lake Suave. Yes friend, once people break through the surface of you, they can see a lot of themselves, a lot of people can relate to you ole buddy! Your quite the realist...that poor platypus. And even tho you might not be a midget, your a midget at heart. Love Knowledge Quizzes, Trivia, IQ Tests
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Iced Lake! Imagine, standing by a lake in the middle of a cold january. As you remove the snow from the top of the lake, you see a reflection of yourself. This my friend is you. Yes just like Tom the midget you are Iced Lake Suave. Yes friend, once people break through the surface of you, they can see a lot of themselves, a lot of people can relate to you ole buddy! Your quite the realist...that poor platypus. And even tho you might not be a midget, your a midget at heart.

Show what you know by answering true or false to the following. Answer ''false'' if neither applies or if you're not sure. Your score will be calculated on the next page.

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Oddly enough you wake from your usual after-masturbation slumber. But its not for no reason...something smells funny and its not your finger. You sit up and there's a limbless stump man at the end of your bed. What do you do? Answer yes if you'd kick the limbless bastard out your door...stupid piece of shit prolly cant even play twister. Or No if you'd be kind to the poor man...silly limbless man rolling into your house.
True False

Is your favorite color an orange ....hot color?
True False

Is your favorite color a blue ish cool color?
True False

Are you canadian...THIS IS NECCESARY
True False

IM stalker DUN NA NAAAA! That lover of yours XxXkittyXxX wont stop iming you again. She doesnt seem to understand the cybersex is a one time thing. What do you do? Answer yes if youd cuss off and block the stupid whore immediately. Answer no if youd sweet talk her into believing your...not in the mood...so you can always use her later
True False

POP QUIZ: is Penid the proper plural form of penis?
True False

Look at this and the next 4 questions. Each of them display some kind of drink, of these 5 select 1 to be your favorite, and say yes to that one only! say no to the other four. This choice is: A refreshing bottle of poland spring!
True False

When I need refreshment i dip my head into a bucket of ice to moisten my lips and wet my palet with only the freshest of water.
True False

Refreshment only comes from ripping open a fresh fruit and squeezing the juice down my throat
True False

Beer Please.
True False

I prefer a sweetness but with a tang somewhat like orange juice
True False

I am your father
True False

Platypus Problems: Your pet platypus "Nigel" is on the loose in New York City. Sadly its running across the street and about to get hit by taxi driver "Muhammed Avtar" you have .5 seconds. What do you do? Do you *answer yes* Save the poor beast. Or *answer no* Let it die a poor terrible Afghan death...its just a platypus
True False

Is ur lucky number 12?....would it ever be? if its slightly twelve like...you are 12 or your born in December or something just say yes you lil 12 lover
True False

True (yes) or False(no): Lasers; Definitely cool.
True False

True or False: F is for friends that do stuff together.
True False

True or False: Solar powered blenders are the next martha stewart.
True False

True or False: Liberace just might be your aunt
True False

True or False: Its ok to have a fuzzy thong
True False

Do you know what suave MEANS??!?!
True False

Did a friend put you up to this test?
True False

Jelly is wayyyy better than Jam...stupid jam bastards
True False

No tell the truth ...your canadian aren't you?
True False

Do you SWEAR your not canadian?
True False

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