are you always eating something?
True		False

are you a jewish male?
True		False

are you from california?
True		False

are you often the only brotha in sight?
True		False

are you a feminist?
True		False

have you ever had a drinking problem?
True		False

are you canadian? and always right?
True		False

have you ever smoked marijuana? and if so, did you ever lie and say something weird (ie you farmed llamas)
True		False

have you ever felt you required the protection of the secret service?
True		False

do you have jungle fever?
True		False

have you ever managed a pointless campaign for a corpse and won?
True		False

do you screw with your partners emotions for the greater good?
True		False

do you often find yourself putting canadians in their place?
True		False

do you come from a long line of conservatives?
True		False

do you remind yourself, vaguely, of rizzo in grease?
True		False

have you ever been caught buying sexual favours?
True		False

when the going gets tough, can you dial the pope AND the butterball turkey hotline?
True		False

do you have no patience whatsoever?
True		False