Do you consider yourself to be above everyone else around you?
True		False

Do you have the hobby of gnawing on things?
True		False

Do you propose to the first woman you see?
True		False

Do you tend to speak with a voice that others say isn’t an “indoor voice”?
True		False

Do you have powers over the weather?
True		False

Do you dream of becoming a warrior someday?
True		False

Do you own a “voodoo doll” of the Princess Mary?
True		False

Do you feel like you’re the bug on the windshield sometimes?
True		False

Are you excessively vain?
True		False

Have you ever won a wooing contest?
True		False

Have you ever been mistaken for a genie before?
True		False

Are you very hairy?
True		False

Are you able to carry many bowls of soup at a time?
True		False

Do you attempt to teach people how to count in the right order?
True		False

Are you very protective of your blanket?
True		False

Are you blue?
True		False

Do you attempt to frighten people, but come far from succeeding?
True		False

Are people constantly telling you how beautiful you are?
True		False

Have you ever been obcessed with a pickle seller?
True		False

Are you an expert at “The evil eye”?
True		False

Do you love candy?
True		False

Have you ever made chocolate on a tree?
True		False

Have you ever been to visit the REAL Santa clause?
True		False

Have you ever hit someone with a staff?
True		False