Do you nance and/or skip?
True		False

Do you braid?
True		False

Do you occasionally glow and/or morph?
True		False

Have you ever considered eating squirrel?
True		False

Do you fondle jewelry?
True		False

Have you offered to give away your most precious possession more than once?
True		False

Are you fiercely loyal?
True		False

Are you vaguely omnipotent?
True		False

Were you completely plastered within the past three weeks?
True		False

Do you grunt?
True		False

Are you enamoured of Legolas?
True		False

Of Frodo?
True		False

Have you ever carried someone half your size?
True		False

Are your feet hairy?
True		False

Are you characterizationally indistinguishable from a friend?
True		False

Do you covet?
True		False

Have you been stabbed or impaled?
True		False

Do you fight with a sword?
True		False

A bow and arrow?
True		False

Cookware?
True		False