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This quiz tests The Bitch-o-matic Satan in high heels Humor Knowledge Quizzes, Trivia, IQ Tests
This Humor IQ Quiz is based upon the selector The Bitch-o-matic by Skylar.
Test your knowledge of:
Satan in high heels

Show what you know by answering true or false to the following. Answer ''false'' if neither applies or if you're not sure. Your score will be calculated on the next page.

Your first question is below.


Are you 13 or older? (you need to be over 13 years old to be llegaly a bitch)
True False

are you a woman? (if you are a man pretending to be a woman and you have no lipstick on your face, the answer is "no"))
True False

Are you from Canada, you bitch?
True False

In relationships, do things usually go your way?
True False

Have you ever gotten pregnant intentionally, just to lure someone into a lasting relationship?
True False

have you ever been on a catfight?
True False

how about a fist fight?
True False

have you ever slapped someone?
True False

Have you ever kicked someone in the nuts?
True False

Have you ever given someone the silent treatment?
True False

Do you wear fake nails?
True False

If so, do you often find dried blood beneath them?
True False

Do you carry mace or pepper spray for self defense?
True False

Do you have more enemies than friends?
True False

Would you say your mom is a bitch?
True False

Do any of your screen names contain the words "angel", "cat", "qtie", "69", "tigress", "vam", or "vixen"?
True False

Have you ever been to prison, either to visit or because you kind of had to go there?
True False

Have you ever used your TEETH during oral sex (on a man or a woman)?
True False

Have you ever threatened to commit suicide just to get attention?
True False

Have you ever pushed someone in a wheelchair over wet concrete and left them there? Ha ha.
True False

Do you avoid beggars on the street?
True False

Have you ever stood someone up?
True False

Have you ever dumped anyone?
True False

Have you ever cheated on someone?
True False

Now that you have answered all the questions, continue to the Show Me My Score button below.

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