Do you constantly strive to be the centre of attention?
True		False

Are you often told to shut up?
True		False

Do you have a perverse fondness for the colour red?
True		False

Do you have a perverse fondness for the colour green?
True		False

Do you have a perverse fondness for denim?
True		False

Are you simply a pervert?
True		False

Do you find it difficult to walk in a straight line from one point to another without falling over?
True		False

Do you drive like a hoon?
True		False

Do you over use the words "knob", "tool" and "mania"?
True		False

Do you over use the word "awesome"?
True		False

Do you try not to speak so that females remain conscious in your presence?
True		False

Do you own more than 5 shirts?
True		False

Do you wear the same clothes night after night for a few months and hope nobody notices?
True		False

Do you have an anger management problem?
True		False

Do you have a back pain problem?
True		False

Do you have a fringe problem?
True		False

Do you simply have problems?
True		False

Do you often miss work or school because you were too busy looking in the mirror to notice the time?
True		False

Do you often miss work or school because you're too unco to smoke and get to work or school at the same time?
True		False

Do you often miss work or school because you were too drunk off your arse to care?
True		False

Do you laugh at your own jokes?
True		False