Are you balding?
True		False

Are you overweight?
True		False

Do you like to do impressions of other people?
True		False

Do you make smart remarks to other people?
True		False

When someone makes a smart remark to you, do you throw another back in their face?
True		False

Are you British?
True		False

Do you make fun of British people?
True		False

Do people always comment on how tall you are?
True		False

Do you sing?
True		False

Do you enjoy "ballet"?
True		False

Do you wear glasses?
True		False

Do you speak in various accents with ease?
True		False

Do you know what jelly is?
True		False

Are you a physical actor?
True		False

Do you like hoedowns?
True		False

When singing a hoedown, do you find a way out of it...
True		False

...Or do you just make up strange rhymes?
True		False

Do you have a hard time speaking in a certain number of words?
True		False

Are you usually the host of special events?
True		False

Are you a woman?
True		False

Are you associated with a certain animal?
True		False

Do you go hysterical when someone yells at you?
True		False

Do you keep a pair of glasses in you pocket just for comical use?
True		False

Do you know who Noddy is?
True		False