Do you know what a Bass Clef is?
True		False

Do you like to set things on fire?
True		False

Have you ever thought of poisoning something or someone to see what would happen?
True		False

Do you sometimes feel the urge to beat someone to death with your bare hands?
True		False

Do you like messing with peoples' minds?
True		False

Did you hug a tree in the last month?
True		False

Have you chopped down a tree for no good reason in the last month?
True		False

Have you thought about ripping off the tree hugger? Or the Tree desecrator?
True		False

Have you ever cut your finger and thought you were going to bleed to death?
True		False

Did you die?
True		False

Are you dead?
True		False

Does this death questioning get you hot?
True		False

Have you considered therapy?
True		False

Has therapy only made your life worse?
True		False

Would you consider BEING a therapist?
True		False

Would you consider being a doctor at all?
True		False

Is there a God?
True		False

Is there a God other than you?
True		False

Would you save the poor village from the clutches of the evil dragon?
True		False

Would you kill the dragon, burn the village, and drink away your treasure?
True		False