are you painfully pretty? and please, ask a friend, i hate concieted people.
True		False

do you have musical ability?
True		False

do you have the talent of singing? really now, you can carry a tune and sing it...WELL???
True		False

do you enjoy inflicting pain? i mean punching random people in the spleen till their eyes bug out. (may i suggest...Therapy)
True		False

would you rather battle misquitoes, tripping along in the woods, or battle other 'inferior' customers, tripping to the front of a line of angry bloodthirsty costumers?
True		False

do you think im a psychopathic rapist? (think, 'Hannibal'...raper style *evil grin*)
True		False

is Hannukah ruined if your football team doesnt make the playoffs? (for non-jewish people, is KWANZAA ruined instead?)
True		False

do you become spasmatic if your room isnt spotlessly neat? (there are places for people like you)
True		False

are you one of those people who are science and math geniuses, but absolutely morons in history and english?
True		False

are you tall? i mean, not average tall, but...hmmm...you feel like your mayor of the munchkin city?
True		False

do you have anger management problems? how do i explain this...do you have holes in your walls because your roomie got bud light instead of millers?
True		False

do you flirt constantly? oh come on, unless your mother teresa, the pope, or your name is bill, you have to click yes.
True		False

do you enjoy drinking to the point where you arent sober enough to care about a huge rash that developes on your butt whenever you drink alcohol?
True		False

are you as male (yes) or female (no), and if your not sure, plastic surgery does wonderful things...
True		False

does 50% or more of your wardrobe contain something black, something dangerous to the public, or is safety pinned (more or less) together?
True		False

are you fairly popular? did the blonde leader of the varsity cheerleading dub you 'bearable to the public'?
True		False

do you scare young and old alike? is there an urban legend about you?
True		False

do you spend a considerable amount of time around your computer? (notice no snide remark...)
True		False

do you think one day you will be recieving an academy award, tearily telling everyone you couldnt have done it without ME!
True		False

do you imagine yourself as a famous dead poet? like, edgar allen poe...or homer (not simpson you nincompoop).
True		False