If you were a metal, would you be brass(yes) or silver(no)?
True		False

Do you like hitting things hard, fast, loud, and without rhythm?
True		False

If you could have an exotic pet, would it be a bird(y) or a monkey(n)?
True		False

If you were of the opposite gender, would you date someone like you?
True		False

If you are/were very small and weak, would you like to pick up heavy(y) things or light(n) things?
True		False

If you could have a million dollars(y) or a hat with a big feathery thing on top(n) which would you pick?
True		False

Do you like curly(y) things or straight(n) things?
True		False

If your mother were to buy you a new car, would you thank her?
True		False

How would you take your coffee: black(y) or with condiments(n)?
True		False

Is your bedroom small(y) or big(n)?
True		False

Do you like the hot, sweaty outdoors(y) or the dry, cool indoors(n)?
True		False

Do you like to make fun of old drunk men who jiggle a lot?
True		False

Do you respect authority?
True		False