Do you consider yourself a conservative?
True		False

Do you want a place where you can drag the strip?
True		False

Do you like football?
True		False

Do you like basketball?
True		False

Are traditions important?
True		False

Do you want an urban school?
True		False

Are you white?
True		False

Is Mack Brown God?
True		False

Does the thoguht of sheep turn you on?
True		False

Ever skinned a cat?
True		False

Ever wanted to be on Death Row?
True		False

Ever got drunk every night for a week?
True		False

Do you want to be know for the size of your rivalry trophy?
True		False

Do you want to go to a branch school? (UTSA, UTA, TAMU-C, etc.)
True		False

Is Coach Slocum on a mobile funny to you?
True		False

Do you like Tortillias?
True		False

Do you like to throw them?
True		False

Do you want to win an iron skillet?
True		False

Do you like horny toads?
True		False

Do you like the beach?
True		False

Do you like back woods Texas?
True		False

Wanna shave your head and walk around in a silly uniform all week?
True		False

Wanna swim in a clean river between classes?
True		False

Are you gay?
True		False