Would you ever just not go to work?
True		False

Is your name incredibly hard to pronounce?
True		False

Do you have the name of any Grammy winning artists?
True		False

Do you loathe printers and copy machines?
True		False

Would you ever consider hypnotherapy?
True		False

Do you hate your job?
True		False

Do you think the pet rock was a good idea?
True		False

Do you enjoy seeing other people in emotional pain?
True		False

Have you ever had a problem with cover sheets on TPS reports?
True		False

Do you prefer the Swingline stapler?
True		False

Do you mumble a lot?
True		False

Do you put too much sugar in your coffee?
True		False

Have you ever threatened to set your place of work or school on fire?
True		False

Are you constantly afraid of losing your job?
True		False

Do you say one word (or a group of words) WAY too often?
True		False

Are you very computer savvy?
True		False

Would you ever rip off your place of work or school for thousands of dollars?
True		False

Do you enjoy watching Kung Fu?
True		False

Do you find joy watching informational programs on breast exams just to see the breasts?
True		False

Do you like to avoid confrontation when possible?
True		False

Do you hate your boss and/or the spirit of your workplace?
True		False

Do you love where you work?
True		False

Do you lie about your past to gain sympathy to sell things?
True		False

Are you balding?
True		False