Do you live across the street from me?
True		False

Does your car look like a space shuttle?
True		False

Are you grotesquely overweight and pseudogoth?
True		False

Have you ever lived with Stinky Mc Fat Ass?
True		False

Do you wear far too much make up?
True		False

Are your breasts disproportionally large to the rest of your body?
True		False

Do you have a scary horse that should trample Pig Satan?
True		False

Do you have anything besides your ears pierced? a lip, perhaps?
True		False

Are you what I might call an "evil dwarf," being that your evil, and under 5' 5" tall?
True		False

Do you brag about being off on your own, even though your parents dictate what you can do, and pay your bills?
True		False

I cant think of a question, so... are you Mike? hehe
True		False

Do you wrestle over things of little value? IE pennies...
True		False

Did you steal my moms fake boobs by smuggling them out in your pants?
True		False

Do you cry over the opposite sex far more often than you should
True		False

Does the phrase "I'll never tell" make you laugh lots?
True		False

Would you like to make more chocolate covered pretzels?
True		False

Do you think smokin' weed is a cool way to spend Friday nights?
True		False

Do you weigh less than me, you bastard?
True		False

Are you "one of mah niggas"? (cuz we be so black here in the ghetto!)
True		False

Do you eat like a glutton and not get fat? (I hate you :P )
True		False

WHO ELSE GOT THE BOOTY WITH ME?! (yes-if you do, no-if you don't, der)
True		False

Are you still in High School? hahahahahahahah
True		False

Are you out of high school, and still livng in Girard/Lake City?! we're sad
True		False

Do your ex-friends family hate you cuz you tried to help their idiot child?
True		False