All of my relatives are famous. ALL OF THEM.
True		False

I am rather thin. Some might even say "grotesquely thin".
True		False

I like my guitar. I gave it a name. Shhh, don't scare it away.
True		False

Many people ask me if I have a drinking problem. I say no. Then I politely ask them to hold the opposite end of my beer bong.
True		False

I am sexy, quiet, artistic and many other things. But mostly sexy.
True		False

I maybe be small, but I'm overflowing with charm, wit, and body hair.
True		False

I could very well be the love child of John Lennon and Shaggy from Scooby Do.
True		False

No matter what people say, I will not stop rapping. I am the albino Busta Rhymes.
True		False

I do not remember the name of the last groupie that I slept with.
True		False

I WRITE IN ALL CAPITALS LETTERS. i type in all lower case. i AM an ENIGMA.
True		False

No matter what he says, I am not friends with Carson Daly.
True		False

I am bold. I wear glasses. Ha!
True		False

I have the sudden urge to hop around.
True		False

I miss my mullet.
True		False

I'm a model... and if you sing that Right Said Fred song, I will become exceedingly angry.
True		False

I survive everything because I'm overdressed.
True		False

I'm a reasonable man, get off my case.
True		False

(Wooha) I gots you all in check.
True		False

I wanna rock and roll all night, and party every day.
True		False

I listen to the wind, to the wind of my soul.
True		False