Are you attractive to members of the same sex?
Are you attractive to members of the opposite sex?
Do you think of ways to purposely offend people?
Are you boneless?
Have you had intercourse with a koala?
Do you like anime?
Are you afraid of fanboys?
Do people have more conversations with your chest than your face?
Do you look for ways to profit from the misery of your friends?
Do you use your feminine wiles to get what you want?
Have you grabbed someone's genitals in public?
Have one or more of your exes turned gay after dating you?
Are you an alcoholic?
Are you intelligent?
Are you homosexual?
Do you only wish you were homosexual?
Are you active in theater?
Do you cook up business schemes at the expense of others?
Do you dye your hair different colors?
Have you ever been used as a paperweight?
Are mentally unhinged people attracted to you?
Is your favorite color red?
Are you bitter about relationships?
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