Do you roleplay? Like, really roleplay?
True		False

Do you dress like a dominatrix?
True		False

Do you like to play with shinies?
True		False

Or do you prefer to steal shinies?
True		False

Do you have a hard time being evil?
True		False

Are you gay?
True		False

Are you a sociopath?
True		False

Do you have big gazongas?
True		False

Have you recently come into a large sum of money?
True		False

Do you vandalize evil castles often?
True		False

Are you often held for ransom?
True		False

Are your stabbing skills sub-par?
True		False

Has a little man in a black robe attacked you recently?
True		False

Do you carry a hammer? Do you know how to use it?
True		False

Did you really think that was a tentacle?
True		False

Do you have nightmares about Forest Imps?
True		False

Is role-playing your life?
True		False

I like swords.
True		False

Do you hang out in the…uh… forest?
True		False

Do you enjoy stealing from the poor and giving to… yourself?
True		False