Do you consider yourself to be crazy?
True		False

Have you ever honestly worried about that tingly sensation you get when you wrap a walnut in tin foil, clench it between your teeth and hold your toaster?
True		False

Do you own any socks that are meant to look like shoes, you know, with laces on them and everything?
True		False

Have you ever had an uncontrollable urge to bite someone?
True		False

Your mother?
True		False

Does gravity apply to you?
True		False

Ever wondered what would happen if you tried to laminate your hair?
True		False

Ever tried?
True		False

Do you own a wig?
True		False

Is it colorful? (none of these brown/blonde/black/redhead wigs)
True		False

Do you like your nose?
True		False

Are you in the library right now using their computers because you dont have enough money to buy your own, you f--ker?
True		False

Do you become easily distracted in the presence of shiny things?
True		False

Have you ever wrapped yourself in toliet paper and stumbled out into the living room to say "look mommy, I'm a mummy!"?
True		False

Do you know me (Unky Rachael)?
True		False

Oh yeah? Are my eyes blue?
True		False

Have you ever walked down the road with a shoe on your head?
True		False

Ever eaten ice cream with a fork?
True		False

How about chopsticks?
True		False

Have you ever licked someone, just out of the blue?
True		False

Have you ever licked your monitor?
True		False

Would you lick me?
True		False

Are you a dirty little whore?
True		False

Are you the proud owner of a LiveJournal, DeadJournal, ParaJournal, KTrader, or OpenDiary?
True		False