your mother belongs to a religious cult
True		False

wire hangers: good(yes) or bad(no) ?
True		False

you have no patience for brain injured children
True		False

you find orson welles attractive
True		False

you douche with ice water and vinegar
True		False

you seldom show your legs but the navy likes you
True		False

you have overprocessed hair
True		False

you like easter egg hunts and/or j.f.k.
True		False

you refuse to work during your menstrual period
True		False

you have been arrested for obscenity
True		False

you are an hard kisser and/or like lemon wedges
True		False

you fiddle with your god-given hairline
True		False

you are a favourite pin-up of canadian trappers
True		False

you are averse to underwear
True		False

you like your dates to watch you dress
True		False

you are the nicest goddamn dame that ever lived
True		False

you have trouble pronouncing the word 'moss'
True		False

come up and see you sometime ?
True		False