Do you drool heavily at times when you just shouldn't be doing that?
True		False

Did you, at any point in your life, ride a short bus?
True		False

Are 99% of your personal role models cartoon characters?
True		False

Do you sympathize with the Trix Rabbit?
True		False

Do you now, or have you ever sported a mullet?
True		False

Do you frequently argue with defenseless autistic children?
True		False

Have you ever licked a $5 bill before handing it to the Taco Bell drive-thru attendee?
True		False

Do you talk to yourself more than to others?
True		False

If your house were on fire, would you first rescue your collection of Sobe bottle caps?
True		False

Do you fear the elderly?
True		False

Do you get "a buzz" when drinking nonalcoholic beer?
True		False

When eating an apple, do you sometimes forget to stop at the core?
True		False

Do you often misspell your own name?
True		False

Do you enjoy your bodily functions a little too much?
True		False

Are you easily distracted by shiny objects and/or things with moving parts?
True		False

Do you still count on your fingers?
True		False

Have you ever gotten lost in your own bathroom?
True		False

Is Jerry springer better than sex?
True		False